you know, when onerythym and i set out on this blog adventure worthy of a major motion picture adaptation, i didn’t expect any real fame and fortune.  i just wanted a place to share all the things that we think are entertaining, without actually having to tell them to people face to face or repeat them to different friends at different times.  some might say i’m lazy.  i would agree.  but i’m also efficient.

however, i came to realize the real magnitude of internet punch today.  as i was pouring through the many comments awaiting to be approved (read: 62), i said to myself “by golly! we’ve arrived!”  ok, i didn’t say that.  saying “by golly” would be rediculous.  but i did realize, this fame thing has sort of snuck up on us.  how, you might ask?  well let me explain because it would be rude to just tease you without offering a resolution.

so back to the massive ammount of comments and their link to fame.  i used to think that the insurance companies, gambling sites, and other web incarnations that are posting in languages i don’t hablo were just trying to push their own agenda of insuring you, taking your money, and confusing you with their strange dialects.  but no, that is not the case.

it’s obvious to me now, they all are competing to ink a huge endoresment deal with us.  and why wouldn’t they be?  have you been keeping up with this site?  if you have, you are probably are getting calls from your friends, family and work, wondering where you have been. simply tell them “i’ve been in a paralyitic state of entertainment,” and then send them over here.  they will stop bothering you then.

now some of you would might say, “wait just a minute guy.  those are just spammers.  they are trying to use your internet space for free to push their own agenda.”  and i will say to you sir or madaam, stop being a jerk.  first of all, spam is delicious and to try and use it as a put down is just unfair to that retangularish can of meat.  secondly i would say, you are just jealous.  don’t be.  i don’t plan on selling out anytime soon.  i can’t speak the language of half of these posters, i’m very happy with my insurance, and i don’t have any money to gamble because of (insert complaint about gas prices here).

so no worries internet punch faithful.  i’m staying true to the cause.  besides, i don’t do deals that don’t go through my agent (hint:  contact my agent and we can talk money! i’m talking to you hot iron poker dot com!)